...I will post them here. Because, some days, I just have to tell the world the ridiculous things that are in my head. This is the only way I will be able to stay off Facebook the entire month of March! (it's my 2012 goal of the month)
3/6/12 - I have become reacquainted with Food Network recently, since discovering Pioneer Woman's new show. It's like welcoming home an old friend! The kids love watching with me...especially Jason.
3/7/12 - Did you know that Paula Dean has a commercial-looking fry station in her kitchen island? She made fried sweet potatoes on her show today and they looked AMAZING.
3/8/12 - I'm officially down to one of each earring. One (or both) of each pair seems to disappear when Jason's in my room. I'm fairly confident that if I emptied the vacuum, I'd find the lost earrings. But that's just gross.
3/9/12 - Um, when did I get so out of shape???
3/9/12 - Looking forward to a date night with my honey tonight. We haven't been out since our anniversary nearly a month ago and that's a LONG time for us!
3/11/12 - So when my rule-following 5 year old says, "don't look" ... Apparently I should not assume that she is planning a family game or surprise (as she has in the past). Instead, I should ask if she's sneaking red and green food coloring up to her room and staining her tablecloth and carpet with her colored water creation. (*sigh*)
3/12/12 - Ryan is suddenly VERY interested in talking on the phone. He asks to answer the phone (kids answering the phone is a pet peeve of mine, so the answer is "no" unless it's Dad or Grandma) and call people every day. He's getting so old!
3/13/12 - Why do the Bubble Guppies have the ability to fly in airplanes...underwater? The show is so realistic, other than that small fact. (insert sarcasm here) The horses and cows have two front legs, but a fish tail instead of back legs. It seriously kinda freak me out.
3/14/12 - Why are the cords for my Apple products so short? It's maddening.
3/15/12 - "Operation: Get My Body Back" is in full swing. I have worked out five days IN A ROW, which hasn't happened in months. I am so terribly out of shape!
3/17/12 - I just watched Friends on Nick at Nite. I'm officially old. It was the episode when Phoebe got married and I swear everyone's voices sounded like they were on helium. Must have been a problem with the station.
3/19/12 - My kids run everywhere, all the time. Especially Kaylin. If I ran everywhere, do you have any idea how SKINNY I'd be?!?!?
3/21/12 - I was asked to leave the gym today because Jason bit Kaylin. They have a zero-tolerance policy on biting, but because he bit his sister, they decided to give me a warning instead of suspending him from the child care for three months. Just when I started working out consistently again...
3/27/12 - The weather is incredible today! I can't bring myself to force the kids inside to homeschool. They're having so much fun playing outside...I'm calling this a recess day.
3/30/31 - Instead of going to the gym, I just took the boys on a long bike ride ending in a picnic lunch. It snowed this week on the east coast and we're basking in 80* weather out here in Phoenix...THIS is why I live here!