This post was supposed to be very different...but my day went downhill as I was typing, so I went with it. Sorry for all of the variation in present vs. past tense...I wrote this at various points in the evening.
6:30am - Woke up tired, but in a good mood. Caught up on some things on the computer before getting Jason out of bed.
7am - Put in a load of laundry.
7:45am - Put laundry into the dryer and notice that there is stuff piled on top of stuff on the laundry room counter. Realize there is no where to put folded laundry.
8:30am - Attempt to fold laundry, putting piles of clean clothes on every flat surface possible.
9am - Have a mini meltdown because of all of the clutter. Everywhere. Convince kids to help put everything back in its place so Mommy doesn't go ballistic. Take a new Christmas toy out of its package to keep Jason captivated while we tidy up.
9:30am - Everyone's sick of frantically putting things away. We stop to begin our school day. (I'm not taking a regular break like the schools because we just started and I don't want us to lose momentum.)
10:30am - Jason is not staying occupied while we learn, so I have Ryan put on a Bubble Guppies show for him downstairs.
11:00am - Come downstairs to find the contents of our pantry strung all over the family room.
11:01am - Left a message on Mike's phone asking him to make it his #1 priority to put a lock on the pantry. For my sanity. And the safety of our two year old.
11:30am - Took a break from school and attempted to put together Kaylin's new
Color Me Playhouse from Christmas for the kids to color. Failed miserably.
12:00pm - Put Jason to bed and sent everyone for a quiet time. Ahhh...sweet silence...!
1:45pm - With Jason asleep, suggest to Ryan that we organize his room. Ryan pulled out absolutely everything that's not nailed down. The floor is a disaster within 3 minutes. Make signs for "Put away in room," "Put away elsewhere in the house," "Keepsakes," and "Trash."
2:00pm - Explain to Ryan that he can't keep everything. After some back and forth, he gets the idea and agrees to throw out lots of silly stuff. We negotiate that he must limit his keepsakes to one particular box and he can keep whatever will fit inside.
2:30pm - Kaylin comes out of her room from quiet time asking if we can do her room next.
3:00pm - Take two trash bags full of junk out of Ryan's room and put away the final items. His room is spotless.
3:05pm - The doorbell rings and the kids go outside to play with the neighbor. She teaches them the words to "It's a Barbie World," complete with hand motions that a 4th grade boy taught her after school. I never realized that 2nd line was "My boobs are plastic...it's fantastic." Awesome.
3:45pm - Jason tries sneaking a "lala-pop" from the glass dessert jar in the pantry. He drops it and it shatters into four million pieces. Double awesome.
4:00pm - Sweep, vacuum and mop the area thoroughly so that I don't step on a shard and limp around the house like I've been doing for the past week after dropping the microwave plate on the kitchen tile. Jason is summoned to the playroom so I can regain my composure.
4:15pm - Feeling hungry (or maybe I wanted to stress eat...whatever...) but was too lazy to make something healthy. Heat up stuffing. With gravy. Proceed to eat ALL of the remaining stuffing in the fridge.
4:20pm - Feel nauseous.
4:30pm - Put Jason's shoes on to play outside. Clearly this kid needs to release some energy and I need him to be in a wide open space where he can't destroy anything.
4:40pm - The big kids beg me to go door to door, singing the Barbie song. With the hand motions. I declined their request, letting them know that rubbing their chests and singing about boobs is inappropriate. They asked to sing Jingle Bells door to door. I declined their idea to go post-Christmas caroling, too.
5:00pm - Jason accidentally kicked over my beloved K-State rock. It splits in half and I almost cry. Not awesome.
5:10pm - Called Mike to tell him that I was NOT going to be in a good mood when he got home from work. He sounded thrilled.
5:30pm - Poured my first glass of Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmo. It went down really, really easily.
5:45pm - Realized I cut my finger on a piece of glass while cleaning up the dessert jar.
5:48pm - Poured my second glass of Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmo.
5:50pm - Reheated leftovers for dinner. I was in no position to cook.
5:55pm - A friend came over to borrow a stick of butter. I let her finish my drink.
5:59pm - Jason threw his fork and flipped his dinner plate, spilling it all over his high chair.
6:00pm - Poured my third glass of Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmo.
6:10pm - Wondered where Mike was? He's unusually late from work. Why wouldn't he want to come home to this madhouse? He must be hiding. Smart man.
6:35pm - Mike walked in the door from work. With flowers. He's smarter than I thought. I kind of hoped he was at Lowe's or Home Depot picking up a lock for the pantry. But flowers are better.
6:40pm - Opened the mail while Mike ate dinner. The kids were so quiet upstairs...I should have been suspicious, but I was too tipsy to care. Plus, Christmas cards make me happy.
7:05pm - Heard Kaylin yell, "Mo-om! Jason's got the flash cards!" I didn't budge.
7:10pm - Went upstairs to find ALL of the flash cards sprinkled across the school room. 52 card pick up isn't such a big deal, but Jason had separated the color and shape cards, phonics cards, alphabet cards, sight word cards AND numbers cards...mixing them all together. This is what I get for mentally checking out before bedtime...
7:25pm - Put Jason in bed. Then clipped Ryan's finger nails, which is a big deal because he was going through a phase of biting them to the nub. I promised that if they got long enough for me to have to clip them, he could sleep with his blanket that night. This is the second time I've had to clip them. He is thrilled.
7:45pm - Mike reads to Kaylin while I read to Ryan. I. am. exhausted.
8:20pm - All kids in bed. This post was supposed to be a detailed account of how our organizing adventure went this afternoon. Then the day went downhill and I felt the need to document it. Never a dull moment around here.
8:24pm - Hit "Publish Post" on this drawn out explanation of my day and went to watch something useless on t.v.